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Ant Jokes

It’s amazing how many words in the English language have “ant” in them. We have compiled a list of 20 ant jokes and ant puns to keep you relaxed while you’re fighting off those pesky ants - enjoy! 

20 Ant Jokes & Puns
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  • What do you call it when ants run away together? Antelope
  • What do you call an ant that won’t go away Permanant
  • What do you call a poor ant? A peasant
  • What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? An independant
  • What do you call an ant with frog legs? An antphibian
  • What kind of ant likes math? An accountant
  • Where do ants go on vacation? Frants
  • What do you call a 100 year old ant? An antique
  • Where do ants go to eat? At a restaurant
  • How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? Tenants
  • What do you call an ant from overseas? Important
  • Who is the most famous ant scientist?  Albert Antstein
  • What do you call an ant that skips school? A truant
  • Why don’t anteaters get sick? Because they are full of antibodies
  • What do you get when you mix ants with ticks? Antics
  • What do you call an elegant ant? Fantsy
  • What do you call a fancy ant? Elegant
  • What is the biggest ant in the world? An elephant
  • Why do ants smell so good? Because they wear deodorant
  • What do you call an ant who won’t obey? Defiant
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